MORE Wisconsin cops and their moronic PR moves…this time a video!

A couple of days ago, I wrote about the Green Bay PD and its “SBU”…skateboard unit. Well, another Wisconsin police department is wasting taxpayers’ money in an effort to seem cooler, hipper and lower themselves to the level of Generation.com.

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photo by UW-Madison PD

This time it’s the University of Wisconsin-Madison PD. It seems they didn’t think they were cool enough to relate to the hard partying student body they’re responsible for policing, so they made a music video for that stupid “Happy” song by some lame-a** “R and B” (no…Sam and Dave were R and B, dammit! Booker T and the MGs were R and B!) singer. I don’t know what’s worse…the fact that they did it during duty hours, thus wasted the taxpayers money when they should have been, uh…I don’t know, maybe doing their jobs, or that they think that their god-awful dancing and lip-synching is going to score them any cool points with the students.  I can see it now…those same cops are going to have to quell a riot on frat row this fall, after Wisconsin loses to Michigan or Notre Dame or whoever they hell they play, and instead of being intimidated by the “thin blue line”, the drunken frat boys are going to see the stupid video.  Way to go.

I have to give them some credit for reaching down to the Generation.com level, but for God’s sake, people…do it on your own time and dime, and for crying out loud, DON’T MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK STUPID IN THE PROCESS! You’re supposed to be the police, and therefore respectable, and hopefully…intimidating!

What’s worse, read the comments beneath the article. People actually like this stupid waste of time, money, resources and respect.  Our enemies are seeing things like this and pi**ing their pants laughing at how easy it’s going to be to conquer us, because we’re stupid and weak.

Sheesh…at least the skateboard cop does a mean 180-hoptyflopty, or whatever.

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